What is Random Joke Generator?
Forty groan-worthy, family-safe jokes on tap. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Tap for the next one, share the ones that land, and challenge the room to keep a straight face.
Ideal for kids, classrooms, team meetings and anyone who believes puns are the highest form of comedy.
44 clean jokes — from the random joke generator's deck
The generator deals one joke at a time. If you need a joke for a speech, a lunchbox note or a classroom, here are 44 from its deck to choose from. All clean, all short, all guaranteed to earn at least one groan.
Food jokes
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
- Why don't eggs tell secrets? They might crack up.
- What did the lettuce say to the carrot? "Lettuce be friends."
- Why was the pizza so good at football? It always had extra cheese on the ball.
- What's a potato's favourite TV show? Anything on the couch.
- Why did the banana go to the party? It heard there'd be a good bunch.
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Let out a little wine.
Animal jokes
- Why don't cats play cards? Too many cheetahs.
- Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
- What's an owl's favourite subject? Owl-gebra.
- Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
- Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hot dog.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.
School jokes
- Why did the student eat their homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- Why was the maths book sad? Too many problems.
- What's a pencil's favourite game? Draw.
- Why did the clock go to the principal? For tocking in class.
- How do you get straight A's? Use a ruler.
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
- What did the paper say to the pencil? "Write on."
- Why was the geometry class tired? It was full of right angles and no rest.
- What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
- Why did the scissors get detention? They kept cutting class.
Knock-knock jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c— MOO.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
Quick one-liners
- I told my phone a joke. It didn't laugh — it just buzzed off.
- My calendar's days are numbered.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
- I'm reading a book about gravity. I can't put it down.
- My umbrella has a lot of problems, but it always covers for me.
- I tried to catch fog. I mist.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
- I would tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
Tap the generator above for the rest of the deck. For a room that wants to join in rather than listen, try Riddles or Tongue Twisters.
Game setup
How to play Random Joke Generator
- Add players (optional) so the game rotates fairly and names appear on each card.
- Choose a mode — the mood of the prompts — then tap Start.
- Read the card aloud, do what it says, then tap Next for a fresh prompt. Skip anything you do not like.
- Put the game on the big screen with ⛶ Fullscreen so the whole room can read it.
How many players?
Random Joke Generator works with 1+ players and a typical round takes about 2–10 min. Recommended age: All ages.
Best occasions
Tips
- Start with the mildest mode and escalate as the room warms up.
- Agree on a forfeit for players who refuse a prompt — ten squats is a classic.
- Use Party Mode for bigger text when the phone is passed around.
Random Joke Generator FAQ
Are all the jokes clean?
Yes — every joke is suitable for children and workplaces.
How many prompts does Random Joke Generator have?
Hundreds across all modes, hand-written and shuffled so you rarely see the same one twice in a session.
Is it suitable for kids?
Use the Clean mode (or the dedicated kids version where available). Spicy modes are for adults.
Can I play online with friends who are far away?
Yes — share your screen on a video call, or send the prompt with the Share button.